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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Tue 17 Mar
Linda’s life is crashing down around her. Her husband away, she’s left to navigate her child’s mysterious illness and a perplexing hole in the bedroom ceiling alone. Relocated with her daughter to a cruddy beachside motel, she juggles her job as a therapist with her own psychological battleground of inadequacy, guilt and aggravation. Her long-suffering therapist is no help. Bronstein’s increasingly surreal drama supplies a thrilling showcase for Byrne, astonishing as a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown

DIRECTOR: Mary Bronstein STARRING: Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slate

Showing as part of the Borderlines Film Festival

Duration: 113 mins

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Tuesday 17 Mar 2026 - 19:00 @ Auditorium --- If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Book Now