Jack and the Beanstalk (Sort Of)

Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.

Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden eggs), this is Jack and the Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part air guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies.

Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk).

Perfect for ages 3–10, families, party monsters and fans of noisy nonsense.

From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals, Noisy Holiday, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Neighbours, Noisy Nativity, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre, Kid Carpet’s Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more!

With help from Chris Collier, Stephanie Kempson and Natalie Otto. Illustration by Hannah Broadway.