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GROTTO (18+)
November 22 @ 7:30 PM
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Notional Theatre’s ‘unseasonal, unreasonable and unsuitable for brats’ comedy show: an award-winning Xmassy concoction. GROTTO is a visit with Santa in rehab; a theatrical one-character stand-up for adults with a less than sober, fully-booted’n’suited Santa who ends up in rainbow lurex, tottering in red stilettos. The legendary big man raps a bit, drags up (“more burley than burlesque”), and gives some cracker-quality jokes a good going over. It’s an unseasonal hamper that contains dollops of diversity, robust language, politics and nuts.
Dinner and a Show!
Bill’s Kitchen, within Ludlow Assembly Rooms, is now offering a 2-course meal before the show for only £15 (if booked 24 hours in advance). Book your table directly with Bill’s Kitchen and come along any time after 5.30pm to eat before the show starts – the earlier you come the bigger the menu selection. Please note that due to the popularity of these events you may be invited to share a table with other diners on the night.
For information about the meals, please contact Bill’s Kitchen directly on 01584 877956 or please book via the Bill’s Kitchen meal-deal booking page